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Food Chain Reversed

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"Check this out, Pit, I've just learned a new power"
"Cool! It is some kind of power to defeat bad guys more efficiently?"
"Don't be silly, it's the power of 'ticklery'!"
"Awesome? What does it does?"
"It tickles, of course!"
"You want to tickle the enemies to death?"
"Don't be silly, it's a power to be used on me"
"I don't get it, Lady Palutena..."
"Don't you think it will make me look cute?"
"I don't know. It feels like you are giving yourself a weakness for our enemies to exploit..."

Everybody can regret things we have done on our past, gods are no exception, and this is what is happening to the Goddess of Light, Palutena, as she is laughing hysterically. She now regrets having ever casted that power on herself. Because of that moment of carelessness both the soles of the feet and her armpits are controlling the reactions on her body, to only produce a single action: to laugh, no matter how little breath she may have left.
If it wasn’t for the tickling sensation being sent to her brain from those delicate spots she could think clearly about how regrettable is her current situation. To have been ambushed by an army of vegetables, the very same she wanted to use as today’s dinner, is not very ‘divine’.

All the while, if it wasn’t for the tickling which is fogging her mind, she could also think to whether or not, having used her power of ‘translation’ on the veggies was either a good or a bad thing. Sure, to be able to understand what their tormentors are saying is not bad in itself; however, as they are torturing her with this efficient method, she can't react to their evil schemes. Apparently, the leader, who named himself the ‘Carrot Master’, pretty lame title if you ask me, is too delighted at the moment enjoying the suffering of his captive, but a good leader after all, as he is giving a highly motivational speech to his underlings.


“Today is a glorious day for our race! We have overcomed our first step into getting our most well deserved retribution. In front of us lies the same being who dared to even fathom the idea of eating us. Now look at her, she is cowered in fear, to the point that she is laughing unable defend herself”

This statement can’t go unanswered.

“I’m laHAHAHAuhihihihng because you aAHAHAHAHAre tickling Mehehehhehe!!!!”

But the Carrot Master simply ignores this interruption. How come the ruler of Skyworld end in this situation? It appears a flashback is in order…

“But I shall retell the epic tale on which we subdued of most dreaded enemy!”

Or maybe not, thanks Carrot Master!

“You are very welcome, narrator” says the evil vegetal.
“Who’s SIHIHIHIHIHIDE AHAHAHARE you wIHIHIHIHT?” Says the goddess, the answer is simple: with the one that tickles you more!

“As I was saying, our fight was most epic. Our enemy was cunning and nefarious”
“Don’t you dAHAHAHARE to insult mehehehehe!!!”
“Ehem…But she didn’t expect our great numbers and superior wits. We used our smarts to corner her. She did resist, some of our comrades fell, but we managed to deprive her of her accursed staff. Behold!”

A loud sight of admiration can be heard after the display of such majestic view.

“But she wasn’t defenceless, she struggled even so. Fortunately, I was able to find a weakness: accidentally, my leaves touched her exterior peel, as I tried to use a mighty head-butt, which caused her to laugh and to lose her concentration. We don’t understand the reason for that. But seeing her in suffering is enough reason for us to exploit that weakness”
“That’s because it ticklEHEHEHEHES!!!!!”
“Then we pinned her down, secured her and continued to fervently touch the peel under her arms. That is when I decided her most befitting punishment; since she tried to eat us, we will do the same to her! But we won’t be fast, not at all. Be will lick her peel and make her suffer. To simply taste her until she losses her sanity. It is obvious that the fear of such a terrible fate makes her laugh as a mechanism of self defence”
“Of cOHOHOHHOurse not. It tickles! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“Then, she committed a great mistake! As I offered her to consider releasing her of her torment if she begged she said ‘I would never, even if you licked my feet’! Such an error! To lick her roots increased her torment tenfold!”

Looking back at that, Palutena can only agree that it wasn’t very smart of her to say that.

“She was so desperate that she threatened us to use us as our dinner!”
“That wasn’t HAHAHAHA that wasn’t a threEEEHEHEHEHEat, it’s a proOHOHOHOmise! STOOOOOHOHOHP TICKLING MEEHEHEHEEEE!”
“I’m tired of her interruptions! Gag her mouth, so she has to suffer in silence while we torture her!”

The diligent underlings sure take no time into doing that. Now poor Palutena can only let out muffled laughs as she endures the torture…

“Her fate is already decided! Each one of us, the army of vegetable liberation, will taste her. I think that she deserves to be eternally licked like this. Unless our demands are fulfilled!
First, all kinds of vegetarianism have to be eliminated.
Second, each vegetable deserves free fertilizer.
Third…

Meanwhile, a different crisis is taking place, literally, Pit, the commander of Palutena’s personal guard is under crisis mode. He and the centurions have looked for Lady Palutena everywhere, but she was nowhere to be found! This is the worst-case scenario possible! Since she is the one in charge of dinner today, her absence means no meal to have. And her army is starting to feel hungry.
“If we don’t find Lady Palutena, I will be finished!”

Well, another request by :icongreenjack21:, he sure had a good timming, since he asked me for a picture of Palutena, from "Kid Icarus Uprising" being tickled by an army of vegetables, as a kind of follow up to this short movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8r958… I say that it's quite a coincidence, since I'm quite hooked to that game at the moment! So I took this request with great gusto. After all, I'm planning to work more on this game in the future...

Fun fact: I have decided to make the vegetables removing most of her garnets so I didn't have to draw them. So many details!

Pit, Palutena and the revolting vegetables are copyrighted by Nintendo.
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Kermitthefrog223456's avatar
Palutena: You know, this isn't really torment anymore...this is starting to become fun...